Who is the Chaensaw Messiah?
"I am your apocalypse,
I am your belief unwrought,
Monolithic juggernaut,
I'm the illegitimate son of God."
- KMFDM, "Stray Bullet"
It's pretty much inconsequential who I am.  I'm simply the guy that founded this site.  I do not claim to be a deity of any kind; the "messiah" moniker is more a joke than anything else, though I do hope to "save" a lot of people from their own fucked up moralities.

 "It is not hardness of heart or evil passions that drive certain individuals to atheism,
but rather a scrupulous intellectual honesty." - Steve Allen

For those of you who care, I am not a foaming-at-the-mouth extremist.  I am not a freak or a social pariah, and if you passed me in the street you wouldn't think I was such a heathen.  I am not a Satanist, nor do I believe in Satan.  I am normal.  Nothing happened to me to turn me against religion.  What makes me different from the religious is that my parents raised me to have an open mind, without forcing any religion on me, and I came to the only possible conclusion one can reach if one is a truly rational person.  Any belief otherwise requires a leap of faith, which is not grounded in any logic or reason and by its nature lacks any proof whatsoever.  The truth is, there is no God, at least no God that really cares about anyone here on earth.  If there were, why would earth be so chaotic?  Why would there be more anger and fear than peace and love?  Why would innocent, good people all over the world die from violence or horrible disease?  Why would church vans full of good people be plunging off cliffs every month?  The only God on earth is chaos, and it is unable to be worshipped.  All we can do is live life to its fullest, and make each other happy.

Enemies of Mine
"Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
What you need is someone strong to use you...
Like me,
Like me."
- TooL, "Opiate"
These people are not necessarily declared enemies of ME specifically, but they have exhibited many characteristics that are very detrimental to the notion that we should all be allowed to live in peace and happiness.  This listing obviously could not possibly hold the names of everyone that would be opposed to this belief, and most of those people are not real "enemies," and they deserve the right to believe whatever lies they want to.  The folks listed below, however, are truly enemies of anything good and decent because they tirade against basic personal rights in favor of replacing them with their own grotesque moralities:

Friends of Mine
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose free will."
- Rush, "Free Will"
These folks are not actually personal friends of mine (to the best of my knowledge), but they are worthy of mentioning because they exhibit many of the areligious characteristics that I respect.  This list is NOT a role call of Chaensaws or their supporters, but rather a listing of people that have inspired me in some way:

Supporting Agnosticsm
"Let's stop praying for someone to save us and start saving ourselves."
- KMFDM, "Dogma"
So you like what you've read, and want to the cause of agnosticism.

First, realize that I don't really care what you do.  It makes no difference to me if you believe what I do or not.  However, if you still want to be an agnostic, read the criteria below.  And you don't have to do anything special to become an agnostic, which is the best part.

Contacting Chaensaw
I do personally read all correspondence, but I do not respond to flames, and I will report spams and threats to the proper authorities.  If you have a reasonable question or comment, I will be more than happy to read it.  Unlike such lovely people like the Rev. Phelps (who runs the lovely site godhatesfags.com and is July 1999's Schmuck of the Month!), I don't send propoganda-laden form letters back, and I don't just read mail that praises me.

Letters I am likely to reply to:

Letters I am not likely to respond to: If you read and agree to all the stuff above and still have something to say, you can write me at chaensaw at comcast dot net