Schmuck of the Month!
February 2000

Dr. Laura
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Dr. Laura is radio's latest loudmouth reactionary idiot to stumble into notoriety by spouting Christian dogma-riddled, close-minded tirades against anything even remotely progressive.  Dr. Laura is one of many women brainwashed by narrow interpretations of the Bible's patriarchal views of family and women's roles in society.  She uses the thin and utterly transparent excuse of giving "tough love" when she berates and verbally abuses people who call into her radio show, admitting they had premarital sex or got pregnant out of wedlock.  Of course, Dr. Laura has been divorced, started dating her current husband while he was still married, lived together out of wedlock for 9 years, and was pregnant at the time of her marriage.  The adage "Do as I say, not as I do" comes to mind here.  She's also very outspoken about homosexuality, repeatedly referring to the "homosexual agenda" and how allowing homosexuals the same rights as heterosexuals is ungodly and will tear apart the foundations of marriage.  What next?  Calling for blacks to return to Africa?  Anyone who's listened to her show, whether for a laugh or because they really believe in the shit she's shoveling, must know just what a hypocritical Schmuck she is.  But if there's any doubt, one has only to look at the following picture of a 20-something Dr. Laura, taken by her former lover, Bill Ballance, who once said, "We used to thrash around like a couple of crazed weasels. I used to call her Ku Klux, because she's a demon between the sheets. Dynamite!"  Do as I say, indeed.
Dr. Hypocrite
The Dr. Laura Parody Pages
Dr. Laura Schlessinger and her candid photos (uncensored warning)

Past Winners of Schmuck of the Month!
June 1999
Jerry Falwell
July 1999
Fred Phelps
August 1999
Jesse Helms
September 1999
Ken Starr
October 1999
Pat Robertson
November 1999
Donald Trump
December 1999
Gary Bauer
January 2000
George W. Bush
February 2000
Dr. Laura Schlessinger