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Thanks for visiting and please be advised that visitors without open minds will most likely be offended.  I urge you to go on, though, and experience the same kind of offense your religions deal me every day.
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"Man is a marvelous curiosity ... he thinks he is the Creator's pet ... he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea." - Mark Twain

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Last updated 17 December 2003

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