Chaensaw's
Bookmarks
These are some of the most interesting, strange,
useful, entertaining, and/or downright disturbing places that I've come
across on the net. I try to keep them updated but some links might have
expired.
Neither I nor my provider, Tripod, are responsible
for any contents of any of these links. There's no outright pornography
here but some sites do contain foul language and/or sexual references and/or
links
to smut. If this stuff bugs you, eat shit and
die. I ain't about to play nanny to your children.
Updated 1 March 2002.
Academia
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University of
Arizona - Tons of info, student services, class availability, and
library search index. See where Chaensaw wasted 5 years of his life and
got nowhere.
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Canyon del
Oro High School - See where Chaensaw blew four earlier years of
his life.
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Arizona
Daily Wildcat - UofA's daily newspaper- everything's online, including
the comics.
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Astronomy
Picture of the Day Archive - Really quite an amazing site... every
day there's another awesome image here.
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The Planetary
Society - The world's largest space exploration interest group...
part of the great Dr. Sagan's legacy.
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Webelements
Periodic Table - More information than you ever really needed to
know; they're up to 118 now (!).
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WordNet
v1.7 Online - The ultimate online dictionary/thesaurus with a downloadable
version. Truly a linguist's wet dream.
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Englisch
<-> Deutsches Wörterbuch - Univ. of Chemnitz's English-to-German
and German-to-English dictionary.
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BabelFish
- A translation service that provides free and instant (albeit not very
accurate) translations to and from several languages.
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NSSDC
Photo Gallery - NASA's public photo site - lots of solar system-related
images.
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Uselessknowledge.com
- Nothing but useless knowledge for the pursuit of trivial trivia.
Good practice if yer gonna be on Ben Stein's show.
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American
Family Immigration History Center - Lots of information about immigrants
who passed through Ellis Island - a great genealogical site.
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Genealogy.com
- Another great genealogical site that traces family trees with user-provided
information.
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The New Republic
Online - America's foremost liberal newspaper. (Illegitimate
President Bush being in office has helped push my views a little more towards
the left than usual.)
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Arizona
Regional Freeway System - The present and future of Phoenix freeways...
did I mention I love freeways?
Useful Stuff
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Tom's Hardware Guide
- Reviews, ratings, and comparisons of all sorts of computer hardware.
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SharkyExtreme - More
hardware reviews and information for your perusal.
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Kelly Blue Book
Online - Wanna find out how much your jalopy's worth? "Blue
book" prices are no longer a dealer's secret.
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Shodouka Launchpad
- A website that lets you view websites in Japanese characters instead
of junk characters.
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Age of
Consent Laws - A research site giving age of consent law information
for states across the US and countries all over the world. Don't
leave home without it!
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Leo's Icon
Archive - A good place to get icons, if you need them for your
webpage.
Comix & Comedy
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The
Critic in Shockwave - John Lovitz' great cartoon "The Critic"
lives on in cyberspace! All new episodes animated in Shockwave.
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Red Meat
- From the secret files of Max Cannon comes this most odd and truly excellent
Indie comic strip.
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The Doonesbury
Electronic Town Hall - Trudeau's revenge. Tons of fun stuff, including
daily strips.
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Penny Arcade
- A rather amusing online comic about two videogame-obsessed dweebs and
their talking, drunkard Divx machine.
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SinFest
- A daily comic that lives up to its name, but is still cute.
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KeenSpace.com
- A free host of dozens and dozens of amateur online comic strips.
Hours and hours of entertainment.
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The
Comic Works of Phil Foglio - The unofficial homepage of Phil Foglio,
cartoonist extraordinaire; creator of my all time favourite comic Buck
Godot.
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Studio
Foglio - Cartoon fun by Phil and Kaja Foglio (the official site).
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ElfQuest.Com
and WaRP Graphics - The people that make ElfQuest comics set this
place up.
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Asterix
Web Site - The homepage of the most internationally recognized
comic character not from America.
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Usagi Yojimbo
Dojo - The official site of everyone's favourite samurai rabbit.
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Church
of Ryouga Homepage - A site dedicated to the "kawaii" infamous
lost boy of Ranma 1/2 fame.
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For
Me to Poop On! - A page full of WAV files from Triumph, The Insult
Comic Dog (who appears on Late Night with Conan O'Brien).
Brain Candy
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NewGrounds
- This is, without a doubt, THE most entertaining site on the internet.
Go now. You need Flash plugin for it.
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IceBox.com - A whole lot more
Flash movies, including popular series like Hard Drinkin' Lincoln and Queer
Duck.
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Heavy.com - A very impressive
all-Flash site with amazing animations.
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Mr. Cranky
Rates the Movies - Find out just how bad the latest flicks are.
An ass-kissing-free zone.
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Roger Dean
Gallery - The new online gallery of the visionary artist extraordinaire,
Roger Dean - most famous for YES
album covers.
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Force Ten,
the Home Page - The ultimate composers of MOD and S3M digital music.
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The Intertnational
Lyrics Server - A Swiss-based site with some 116,000+ song lyrics
archived.
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Mr. Hat's
Hell Hole - A site containing everything and anything related to
South Park.
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Rotten.Com
- A collection of very disturbing/disgusting images &
stories. Do not go here if you have a weak stomach.
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The
Door - America's pretty much only religious satire magazine.
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Purity
Tests - The definitive listing and link page to all of the many
different types of purity tests on the 'net.
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AdCritic.com
- Reviews and ratings of your favorite(?) advertisements, plus ones you've
never seen (including the stunning but fake Star
Wars II ad).
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Portal
of Evil - All sorts of webpages made by total weirdoes... SeanBaby,
Crazy Grandpa, Old Man Murray, Evil Email, etc.
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Despair, Inc.
- Home of the demotivational posters and other disillusioning memorabilia.
Video Game Stuff
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GamaSutra
- A website all about video games, the making of them, and those who make
them.
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Blue's News
- Tons and tons and tons of news about video games.
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The
Gaming Intelligence Agency - News and rumours concerning the video
game market (mostly console games).
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Fastest Game
News Online - Another game news site (all platforms).
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Asheron's
Call 2 - The official website for the upcoming MMORPG sequel to
the game I'm currently addicted to.
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Asheron's Call
Vault - A site with all sorts of resources (news, screenshots,
auctions, etc.) for the MMORPG I'm currently addicted to.
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ACexplorer.com
- Utilities for Asheron's Call, including the essential ACexplorer mapping
program.
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3D Realms Site
- The company I'd love to work for who's taking an eternity to make one
damn game that's 3 years overdue (Duke
Nukem Forever).
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ZSNES Homepage
- The homepage for the best SNES emulation program on the net.
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GameFAQs
- A site with a ton of walkthroughs, FAQs, and detailed guides about all
sorts of video games, past and present.
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Video Game
Director's Cuts - Flash animations involving video games.
Most are pretty awful, but some are quite well done, like Mac
Daddy Mario 2.
Downloadables
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Stroud's Consummate
Winsock Applications - The best source
for Windows-related Internet files, all rated and reviewed.
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TUCOWS
- The Ultimate Collection Of Winsock Apps. A huge assortment of 'net
applications and utilities, rated and reviewed.
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NONAGS
Main Page - Tons of files and links to files, where everything
is free and without nag screens.
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desktopPublishing.com
- A great linking source for free graphics and icons.
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MSDOS
Archivers - From the common to the extremely obscure.
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Netscape
Software Download - If you're running Microsoft Internet Explorer,
there is a cure. Download Navigator before Bill Gates owns your soul.
It's worth the extra trouble to stick it to the man who made billions ripping
off consumers and crushing viable competition through the power of monopoly.
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Free
True Type fonts for the web - Okay...
Microsoft's good for a few things, and free fonts are one of them.
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Astigmatic
One Eye fonts - Another spot for finding
fun True Type fonts.
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The Driver
Zone - Need a new software driver for your hardware? You
can find almost anything here.
Spiffy Smut
Shit to Laugh At
Weird
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RatherGood.com - A really
fucked up site. A seriously disturbed fella runs it. Woe unto
thee.
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Scrumpdillyishus
Land - Collection of incredibly strange and disturbing Flash
& RealPlayer animations reminiscent of the 1950's.
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Oolong
the Rabbit - A very strange Japanese person who likes to balance
things on his rabbit's head runs this site. It's cute, but very weird.
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Rabbitology
- A religious page about rabbits. Probably a parody of the Scientologists.
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The Second Coming Project
- Cloning Christ to expedite the Second Coming.
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The Toilet Museum - A
bunch of pictures and cartoons all having to do with toilets.
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The
Shorn Society - A site dedicated to those who choose to
shave off or keep tidy and trimmed their short n' curlies.
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Temple of Black Jesus
- The official worship site of homeless Chicago savior Leroy Pontrell Perkins,
a.k.a. Black Jesus.
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Jeff
Z's Site Full o' Crap - The title is literal. Nothing but crap
and crap about crap. Fascinating reference for German swear words.
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The
Home Page of Anne and Johan - An older Swedish couple provides
this site with info ranging from aphrodisiacs and Swedish swear words to
family recipes.
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George Goble's
Extended Homepage - This is the looney engineer that Dave Barry
wrote about - the one that used Liquid Oxygen as a starter fluid.
Stories, images, and movies of the experience are found here.
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Vanity
Plates - Someone with way too much free time compiled this list
of thousands of existing vanity plates. Absolutely fascinating.
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The Klingon Language
Institute - For homesick Klingons, I guess. Or people with
way too much free time.
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The
Church of the Holy Eristocracy - Spot the cabbage!
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Nymphs
in Leather - Not a porn site... honest. Some friends of mine
in Oregon run this place, though it's currently pretty sparse still.
Weirder
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The Shaved Kiwi Homepage - Coming soon.
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The 51 Lymph Nodes of Bertha McGraw - Coming
late.
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Butt Harmonicas International - Coming prematurely.
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