This is a very silly place that any good, decent, god-fearing person would avoid. If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell having your genitals subjected to rusty cheese graters while watching Sweatin' to the Oldies, you will immediately chuck your computer and all its components out the nearest window. Don't say I didn't warn you.
A shell of its former self. Merely a short sermon of sorts that I wrote 5 years ago.
About the Chaensaw Messiah
Everything you didn't need to know about America's weirdest saviour.
Chaensaw's Music Page.
Miscellaneous pointless links not found on other pages.
Chaensaw's Duke Nukem Page
My own personal shrine to wanton violence. Download my levels!
Cheat codes for several dozen popular games
The SHIVERHEAD Web Resource
My personal tribute to the best still-unsigned band in the USA.