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The Stihl Saw
The Chaensaw Messiah

On the Web for 8 years!
Feb 29 1996 - Feb 29 2004
Yes I'm a nerd.  Fuck you.

Chaensaw Messiah!MODPlug 1.91

This is a very silly place that any good, decent, god-fearing person would avoid.  If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell having your genitals subjected to rusty cheese graters while watching Sweatin' to the Oldies, you will immediately chuck your computer and all its components out the nearest window.  Don't say I didn't warn you.
Site Directory
Church o' Chaensaw
A shell of its former self.  Merely a short sermon of sorts that I wrote 5 years ago.
About the Chaensaw Messiah
Everything you didn't need to know about America's weirdest saviour.
Radio-Free Living
Chaensaw's Music Page.
Chaensaw's Bookmarks
Miscellaneous pointless links not found on other pages.

Chaensaw's Duke Nukem Page
My own personal shrine to wanton violence.  Download my levels!
Chaensaw's Cheats
Cheat codes for several dozen popular games

The SHIVERHEAD Web Resource
My personal tribute to the best still-unsigned band in the USA.

Blue Ribbon
Made with a PCStop Kitty Porn
AOL Sucks!I hate MacintoshMicrosoft Evil Empire NetworkMicroshaft Internet Exploiter
Founded February 29th, 1996
Migrated to Tripod on January 23rd, 1999
This site has been visited  times since April 9th 1999!